{"product_id":"dumpster-fire-trucker-hat","title":"Dumpster Fire Trucker Hat","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDumpster Fire Trucker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe don’t do trendy flat-peak hats you’d find on a barista with finger tattoos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese are proper old-school truckers. Curved peak, mesh back, adjustable snapback. The sort your grandad would’ve worn while changing the oil in something that hadn’t been registered since 1987.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust without the slightly racist slogan on the front.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe went with a Dumpster Fire instead.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach patch is carefully stitched on by the light of a full moon while white sage burns gently in the background, ensuring your hat arrives completely free of negative energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic Blue\/White UFlex trucker.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCurved peak.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMesh back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdjustable snapback.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDumpster Fire patch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGood hat. Bad vibes removed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"3rd Alarm Coffee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43525595594800,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0666\/8458\/3984\/files\/truckermockup.png?v=1787655436","url":"https:\/\/3rdalarmcoffee.com.au\/products\/dumpster-fire-trucker-hat","provider":"3rd Alarm Coffee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}