There's been talk of a strange, hairy bloke hanging around Australian fire stations since the late 80s.
He's been spotted asleep in the recliner, hiding in the BA room during station clean up, and is rumoured to have bitten a junior firefighter who tried to change the channel.
An investigation into his locker uncovered an original bottle of Brut 33, six loose Panadol and a laminated Glute Blasters workout programme.
He's believed to be mostly nocturnal, usually emerging from the dorm around midday to ask if anyone's making lunch.
Anyway, we've put him on a T-shirt.
COMING SOON – Expected late November 2026.
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