Dumpster Fire Trucker
We don’t do trendy flat-peak hats you’d find on a barista with finger tattoos.
These are proper old-school truckers. Curved peak, mesh back, adjustable snapback. The sort your grandad would’ve worn while changing the oil in something that hadn’t been registered since 1987.
Just without the slightly racist slogan on the front.
We went with a Dumpster Fire instead.
Each patch is carefully stitched on by the light of a full moon while white sage burns gently in the background, ensuring your hat arrives completely free of negative energy.
Classic Blue/White UFlex trucker.
Curved peak.
Mesh back.
Adjustable snapback.
Dumpster Fire patch.
Good hat. Bad vibes removed.
Every purchase helps us keep building resources, sharing stories and supporting initiatives for firefighters on and off the job.
